Jessica AbramsApr 54 minIn Search OfI once knew a woman who claimed that before she met her husband, she made a two-page list of every quality she was looking for in a mate...
Jessica AbramsJul 22, 20204 minI Am A BakerI am a baker. There -- I said it. I resisted at first due to a checkered history with self-identifying bakers, those reed-thin women who...
Jessica AbramsJul 14, 20204 minTales of a Standup Comic: Bombing in TucsonI'm sitting in the kitchen of the Airbnb I've called home for the last two nights. The shades are down and the air conditioning is...
Jessica AbramsJul 14, 20204 minFood That Has Saved Me From MyselfA few years ago when I was visiting a friend in Paris, I went to more than one dinner party where the conversation went something like...
Jessica AbramsJul 14, 20204 minI Want a Boyfriend But I'm LazyI once had a neighbor, an extremely tall nurse who defied all your notions about nurses. She liked to talk and she had great style. Above...
Jessica AbramsJul 14, 20206 minHow Does Anyone Get Married?Last night in my acting class, as I was lamenting the shitty job I did on my scene and wondering whether it's still too late to get that...